I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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