He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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