Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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