So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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