He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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