If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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