im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I need to calm my uterus...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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