Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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