Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The ass gains better be worth it
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