We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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