am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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