Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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