What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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