Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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