come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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