i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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