Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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