her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Randomize