I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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