i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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