the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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