walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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