I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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