...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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