I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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