I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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