doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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