Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
