So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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