Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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