One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Houston, we have a squirter
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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