i just wanna soil my oats bro
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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