VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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