hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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