We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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