i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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