fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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