Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
tell me about the fingering
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