I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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