Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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