white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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