so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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