Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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