I just threw up on my dentist
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Randomize
