BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We need to get me chipped asap
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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