I need help removing her.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You are the jesus of drinking
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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