two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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