i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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