"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I am mentally ready for anal.
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