Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
they need to just BURY HIM!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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