if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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