no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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