we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You can't motorboat a personality
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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