She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I would fuck him just for his dog
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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