It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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